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A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, ‘What can I do for you?’ The man said, ‘Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?’ The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, ‘There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse’ and charged them RM60.00. This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, ‘Just exactly what are you trying to find out?’ The man said, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house - I’m married and we can’t go to my house.
Shangri-la Putrajaya charges RM250.00, Mandarin Oriental charges RM280.00, Le Meridian charges M230.00. We do it here for RM60.00 and I get that back from ‘Medical Claim’…….!
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She was a beast!
Image by Getty ImagesAn overweight lady came for an appointment at my clinic.She was one of my colleagues’s patients so I was curious as to why she was suddenly coming to see me.
“I had to,”she moaned.”The other doctor put me on the scales and told me I was a beast,”
Appalled,I confronted my colleague about the matter.His account of their conversation was rather less dramatic.
“I said she was obese.”
Dr Antonio Lidder
A Clinical Guide for Management of Overweight and Obese Children and Adults (Crc Series in Modern Nutrition Science)Life’s Like That
Image by *Brunna Peretti* via FlickrMy mother joined a new Weight Watchers group.At the first session,the group leader explained the healthy-eating plans that everyone should follow,including drinking six to eight glasses of water a day.
The following week,the leader asked how everyone was getting on.One woman looked rather glum. When the leader asked why,she replied,”Well,I’ve don emy best to stick to the diet plan,but I’ve had real difficulty.Try as I might,I just can’t drink 68 glasses of water a day.All I can manage is 46″
Gillian France,Reader Digest
Carazy with scoring goal
Kids don’t do this at home, unless you are pro
Funny Dutch Commercial
A Dutch insurance commercial involving a guy getting needles placed all over his body (a Chinese healing technique). Watch to find out what happens next!
LIFE IS LIKE THAT
For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a ride with our three-year-old, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I began quizzing Matthew about traffic lights. ”What does a red light mean?” I asked.
”Stop.”
”How about green?”
”Go.”
”And yellow?”
In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed, ”Hang on!”
Rebecca Barnett
